:: August 18th - 20th, 2000
For his efforts in launching a GIANT COW PATTY into the main floor toilet. For his over zealous effort to clean his colon with one flush rather than 2 or 3, thus utilizing more toilet paper than our little toilets can handle. For his sheepish denial even after being somewhat fingered for the dirty deed by an unnamed guest named Tom AND for trying to blame it on Rochelle when we returned to D.C., the winner of the loser of the week Survivor Series for this week is.................
Cow Patty Bruce, complete with his famous work which accompanys his picture. Click HERE to see the 5 Bayside HASMAT crew performing clean-up.
DISCLAIMER - Cow Patty Bruce continues to maintain his innoncence and there were no actual eye wittnesses, though they probably would be dead from the sight if there were any. I am currently having DNA testing done on a rather large sample that we found on the bottom of Bruce's sandals, but am still waiting for Bruce's stoole sample so we can positively ID him.. Does not look like the work of Rochelle to me. I vote GUILTY.....Decide for yourself.