Ode to 5 Bayside Court
'Twas Memorial Day weekend, and all thru the house, There was WB Steve, dressed only in a blouse.
Bruce and Steve were shinning their heads while the Delaware girls were wrestling over who gets beds.
There names are Karen, Kristi and Lynnn But you better be careful, Who knows where they've been.
Uncle Ed is there, with a butt and a beer, giving a reach around, but insisting he's not queer.
And then we have Mickey beating up Matt, while calling him bald, and insisting he's fat.
And we have a Clean Joel and we have Dirty Ed and we even have Jimbo, I thought he was dead.
And back for another are Destiny and Mel In search of a man who wears pants and doesn't smell
And now we have The Ulmer, Small Paul and Todd Banks Who are coming to drink And drag home some skanks
And last but not least. Jeff and Kristen from PA I never met them before I hope they're not GAY
- Joel Kasow