Member Since: 1998 Nicknames: "Cow Patty" "Philly Girl" Height: 6'5" Weight: 250 lb Eye Color: Blue Birth Date: April 26th E-Mail: Bald.Bastard@5Bayside.com Sign: Hobbies and Interests: Bruce, attempting to look like his trade mark name of 'Cow Patty' can often be found tanning on the shores of Dewey and using his glossy head as a beacon for lost "semen". Actually, Bruce wants to give up his career as a software developer to compete with George Foreman in the lucritive home grilling market and to be a guest host on the Montel Show. Bruce's hobbies include being involuntarily photographed with every girl in the Starborad who walks by him.